1. beyoncempire:

    jakemalik:

    the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

    this is so ironic considering every post jakemalik made had a picture of him on it

    (via memphismayflower)

     
  2. lucyliunareclipse:

    american horror story: asylum

    (via mycorneroffeels)

     

  3. kurgs:

    skeletongrazed:

    skeletongrazed:

    what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

    one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

    #i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

    (via memphismayflower)

     

  4. What You Crave vs What You Need

    1. Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
    2. Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
    3. Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
    4. Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
    5. Cookies: Freudian psychology.
    6. Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
    7. Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
    8. Ice: The sweet release of death.
     
  5. eyehatelawd:

    squarlo:

    michellehoebama2:

    I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING REBECCA
    i just have a headache mom
    WHY DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE REBECCA

    OMFG

    (Source: paris666hilton, via haveitjoeway)

     
     

  6. refreshes:

    when someone gives you an irrelevant opinion you didnt ask for

    image

    (Source: grilledcheezed, via mycorneroffeels)

     

  7. rneerkat:

    rneerkat:

    rneerkat:

    what do boxes breath

    boxygen

    image

    i stand corrected

    (via haveitjoeway)

     

  8. lubricates:

    the sexual tension between me and no one

    (via andrewquo)

     

  9. nugqets:

    me and my friends on halloween

    image

    (via mycorneroffeels)

     
  10. (Source: kazrawiii, via greytintedworld)

     
  11. spoken-not-written:

    stunningpicture:

    When radiologists take a selfie

    dead

    (via you-want-this-url-huh)

     

  12. nohself:

    aha ha dONT imagine your crush laying next to you in bed making small sleepy noises just dont

    (via orphaniehaus)

     
  13. oguzhanvarsak:

    Shachath (The Angel of Death)

    (via iamthegreeneyedmonster)

     
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