1. wessasaurus-rex:

    breakfasttelevision:

    My school library gets it

    DONE

    (via wincestcurious)

     

  2. h-e-i-s-e-n-b-e-r-g:

    buckythirteen:

    "dont fight hate with hate" so u admit, u hate us?

    "dont fight fire with fire" so u admit, u set the fire?

    this is like when people say “feminists just want to switch the roles so women are above men instead!”

    …so, you’re recognising that there is already an existing inequality and power imbalance

    (via kurtandblainehouse)

     
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  5. sir-hathaway:

    The Moon and the Sun could eclipse a thousand times over and there still wouldn’t be enough shade to encompass how deep this went.

    (Source: odinsblog, via kurtandblainehouse)

     

  6. IMC RYING OVER THESE SPONGEBOB NOODLES

    germanlanguagerocks:

    conjectural-technologies:

    golgathor:

    image

    BECAUSE LIKE

    IT’S IN FRENCH TOO SO ALL THEIR NAMES ARE IN FRENCH ON THE SIDE LIKE WE GO MISTER CRABS AND PATRICK

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    OKAY THIS MAKES SENSE EVERYTHING IS GOOD HERE THEN THERE IS SANDY AND GARY

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    THIS IS FINE AND THEN THERE IS SPONGEBOB

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    ALL GOOD SO WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?

    SQUIDWARD.

    I MEAN I JUST

    YOU THINK OKAY ITS GONNA HAVE SQUID IN IT RIGHT?

    NO INSTEAD YOU JUST GET

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    CARLO

    C A R L O

    In German, he’s called Thaddäus Tentakel

    (via pornforyournyancat)

     

  7. setsunameiou:

    i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:

    image

    (Source: traceitalian, via psyducked)

     
  8. azzaliejane:

    this freaked me out cause patrick got serious

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

     
  9. mikalhvi:

    gentlemanbones:

    "What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

    …Oh.”

    is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

    (Source: bent-duck, via australiansanta)

     

  10. aliens-ate-my-mum:

    Showing my favourite movie to my friends
    image

    (via andrewquo)

     
  11. (Source: rbertdowneyjr, via sephybaby)

     

  12. danglingthpider:

    porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house

    (via notenuf)

     
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  15. daisyswamp:

    here’s a photo set of the prince

    (via the-doctors-sweetie)